A One Sentence Story

[Zip]

Something we can do to relax, since we've all been working so hard lately. The title is self-explanatory, but feel free to bend the rules as you see fit. The story ends when we want it to, or we destroy the current universe. Dokey oke? Dokey oke.
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Agent Sussmeister was trapped in the belly of a space whale.

[Areada]

He assumed that this was payback for trying to hitch a ride on the space whale's back, but thought this course of action was a bit extreme on the whale's part.

[Nayaby]

And so, Agent Sussmeister resigned himself to the fact that he would be spending the rest of his foreseeable future in the belly of the space whale, and he decided to introduce himself to the motley crew of misfits that had been swallowed by the space whale over the years.

[Harry685]

The first man he introduced himself to was a young fellow by the name of George Georgeson, an artist who had been swallowed by the space whale after trying to get a better view of its inner workings.

[Areada]

The second person he introduced himself too was a young woman named Natalie, who seemed a bit spacey, but swore she was a rocket scientist, and refused to explain how she ended up in the whale.

[Zip]

The third person he met was carrying several buckets of unknown liquid meant for someone he called, "The Concord."

[Harry685]

Unbeknownst to the poor man carrying the buckets, however, The Concord had died many decades ago, leaving behind only his talking purple chihuahua, Piko, who was instructed to eternally tell random misfits to bring unknown liquids to The Concord's grave, then use the liquids to water the grass that grew atop of it.

[Nayaby]

Agent Sussmeister, Sussy for short, knew that his only hope for survival would be to cooperate with George, Natalie, and the strange man who insisted on being called Pailageddon, Bucket Lord of Graal.

[Zip]

That night they slept because they were very tired.

[Nayaby]

However, being in the belly of a space whale, it was always night, so they slept for the equivalent amount of time to a week on Earth before all getting nasty headaches from oversleep.

[Zip]

When they awoke, there was a very annoying light telling all of them to, "Follow me!"

[Areada]

Natalie groaned, muttering something about stupid fairies, and handed out her endless supply of aspirin to the others for the headaches.

[Zip]

George was about to take his pill when he suddenly began to float into the air.

[Nayaby]

In fact, everyone had begun to float in the air- and they were floating towards the mysterious, and still somewhat annoying light!

[Nayaby]

They slowly floated towards that strange light, for what seemed like weeks...

[Zip]

"Sweet mother of Vot," one of them exclaimed, because that's exactly who they saw when they stopped floating.

[Nayaby]

"You all looked so hungry, cooped up in this Space Whale," Vot's mother said, glowing brilliantly in her goddessy glowyness, "So I baked you some cookies!"

[Areada]

The cookies were infused with the very essence of love, motherly affection, and crisply folded pillowcases.

[Draco]

And then they felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a thousand people had suddenly cried out "Oh Shit!" and were silenced.

[Zip]

As it turns out, the cookies were actually lost civilizations, and the sweet mother of Vot isn't actually all that sweet.

[Areada]

The Not-So-Sweet Mother of Vot gave an evil cackle and instantly our heroes found themselves at the source of the disturbance in the force.

[Draco]

Turns out that the source had been them from the future, so they blinked out of existence and into another.

[Areada]

Where they promptly fell into a large pit of people making waffles.

[Zip]

Sussy, George, Natalie, and Paiageddon(Bucket Lord of Graal) soon found themselves out of the belly of the space whale, and on the planet Eutika 9, a war torn world being fought over by it's two inhabitants.

[Draco]

The war was fought over waffles, of course, and what sort of toppings to put on them.

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