Re: A One Sentence Story

[Areada]

The inhabitants, the peoples of Mont'agoo and Capu'lett, had been warring over these waffles and toppings for centuries.

[Draco]

The Monties believed whipped cream to be the greatest of toppings, while the Cappies would vehemently argue for chocolate chip

[Areada]

The Ikyos, once strong advocators of classic syrup in the war, had fled the planet years ago along with all the people who preferred pancakes and french toast.

[Nayaby]

It was quite odd that each of the two inhabitants of the planet refered to themselves as multiple entities, but this is what happens when only two people live on a planet were everything is made of mirrors.

[Zip]

George agreed with the Monties, and Natalie agreed with the Cappies, while Sussy only wanted to catch the next zTransit out of there.

[Nayaby]

Pailageddon, on the other hand, was taken aback by all the waffles and began to devour them ravenously with a blatent disregard for human (and non-human) life!

[Areada]

The lone man in the pit making waffles, magnified to hundreds of people making waffles by the many mirrors, gave Pailageddon a sharp slap upside the head.

[Draco]

These mirrors being awesome, he felt the force of a thousand slaps.

[Areada]

Pailageddon was sufficiently intimidated, enough for him to realize that he was mostly nomming on reflections of waffles.

[Nayaby]

He ended his rampage, blushing pink, though he secretly decided that glass tastes quite good with maple syrup.

[Zip]

((I've been intercepted twice in a row now! Nostalgia... ))

Pailageddon(Bucket Lord of Graal) wandered over to Agent Sussmeister and saw that he was pointing this device towards the purple-tinted sky.

[Draco]

The purple tinted sky began to change to an altogether more crimson hue.

[Zip]

Natalie emerged from some nearby bushes, hands thrown up into the air, because the sound of xylophones, which began to play, freaked her out.

[Draco]

And with the sound of a thousand people saying "WOP!", the space whale appeared in the sky.

[Nayaby]

It was Natalie who noticed that the massive space whale looming overhead didn't seem to have a single reflection in any of the mirrors, which could only mean it was a vampire space whale, the second most evil creature in the universe (the first being werepossums)!

[Zip]

The assorted party all had different reactions to the vampire space whale.

[Areada]

Natalie approached it with an analytical thought process, taking everything in very carefully, until she decided that the best reaction was to scream loudly and hide behind Pailageddon.

[Draco]

Screaming and hiding was something of a dinner bell for vampiric space whales, so it began to immediately descend toward them.

[Nayaby]

Pailageddon leapt into action, donning his bucket helmet and drawing his bucket sword (which was uselessly blunt, and far more useful for carring liquids than cutting things).

[Areada]

Agent Sussmeister located his wooden stake rocket launcher in his pocket, which was much bigger on the inside.

[Draco]

At the sight of the stake launcher, the vampiric space whale let out a deafening shriek that would have deafened them if not for him still being in space.

[Nayaby]

It was at that moment when all hope seemed lost, and Pailageddon was calling to his goddess Dear Liza to fix the hole in his bucket sword, and Sussy realized his stake launcher was in fact a mislabeled steak launcher, that fate decided to intervene and hand our heroes a trump card...

[Draco]

This trump card was, of course, a nuclear playing card with a trumpet on it.

[Zip]

As the group held each other close as their undead cosmic whale-shaped death slowly approached them, they suddenly heard the sound of an artist playing an atomic brass instrument.

[Nayaby]

The sound was soul-wrenching, and each of our heroes shuddered as it permeated the air; however, the vampire space whale didn't shudder so much as turn into a bowl of vampire space petunias and fall to the ground.

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