Happy Birthday Lycanthrope!

[Nayaby]

Happy birthday Lycan,
From all of us to you!
Don't eat strains of lichen,
Or you may say adieu!

[Elfie]

Happy birthday, Lycan!

[Areada]

HAAAAAAPYYYYYYY

BIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAY

LYYYYYYCAAAAAAAN

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Draco]

*Chokes Areada with a sock*

Ahem.

Happy birthday Lycan.

[Nayaby]

That's it, I'm calling the PETBS, People for the Ethical Treatment of Bunny Secretaries. That was uncalled for!

[Areada]

Why? Draco...

You made me sad.

*hides in corner*

[PETBS]

That's it Mr. Rex, you've assaulted your last bunny secretary. You're coming with me!

*lazer hand cuffs*

[Lycanthrope]

Haha! Thankz!

[Draco]

It was that or earmuffs, and earmuffs tend to catch on fire.

Anyhow.

You'll never take me alive!

Not that I'm really alive.

Or dead.

[Aequus]

HABABIRDY LYCAN!!!


Also, Draco: Earmuffs only tend to catch fire when you wield flames threateningly while wearing them. That's not the earmuffs fault.

In fact, there ought to be a "Society for the Defense of Earmuffs and Bunnies".

[Draco]

Hmmm. You make an interesting point.

My retort will, of course, involve fire.

[Zip]

Smile everyone! Group picture!

[Nayaby]

Weird, I had a dream that Draco blew up the planet. Of course, we wouldn't be here if that was the case. Hmm...

Also, water is the superior element! Incompressible, indestructible, and physically stronger than anything! Fire can't hold a candle to water!

[Areada]

*stares mournfully at sock*

[Draco]

Weird, I had a dream that Draco blew up the planet. Of course, we wouldn't be here if that was the case. Hmm...

Also, water is the superior element! Incompressible, indestructible, and physically stronger than anything! Fire can't hold a candle to water!

Oh you can destroy it, in the sense that it is no longer water.

Though I'd argue earth to be the best. Can ruin your opponents footing and then break their leg in six places before they hit the ground. Rocks and metal also provide great shields. It is simultaneously the best offense and defense.

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